When life gives you lemons.......

crab-cakes:

peonygoodchild:

C I R C L E T S  (x)

I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.

No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.

I WOULD JUST WEAR THESE ALL THE TIME ASKBFV

then what shall we die for?

Send me an ask. Or anonymously tell me anything you want. I will respond no matter what, because I love you guys and I want to talk to you :) Ok, I’m online: GO.

Are you preventing my cardiac atrioventricular valve from inversing?

Because girl, you are pulling on my heart strings.

I’m sorry, but some of these are so sweet I just akbfkjbv

Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)
46,317 plays

robertdowneyjrsbitch:

Soon to be the most overplayed song in the entire Iron Man/Avengers/Marvel fandom.

221books:

catbountry:

myeyesarehazel:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.

My entire life summed up in one sentence. 

Hi.

harshwhimsical:

stfuconservatives:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

Target has had its share of problems, but their willingness to hire LGBT folks has always impressed me. I live in an area with a large LGBT community - all four of the letters well-represented. And the staff at my local Target reflects that. It’s so nice and sadly unexpected to see large companies stepping up like that.

Another reason for me to love Target.

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

MY REVIEW FOR IRON MAN 3:
- WOW
-WOWOWOWwowWOW
-I’ve never had such an overwhelming intense theater experience in my life. I was shaking for half of it because I was so overcome with the awesome that I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry
-PEPPER POTTS could not BE more badass. Like, I did NOT see it coming.
-I REALLY REALLY enjoyed ALL OF THE ACTING. The actors have really blossomed with their roles and I love love loved it.
-I literally had to catch my breath after it was over :3

MY REVIEW FOR IRON MAN 3:

- WOW

-WOWOWOWwowWOW

-I’ve never had such an overwhelming intense theater experience in my life. I was shaking for half of it because I was so overcome with the awesome that I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

-PEPPER POTTS could not BE more badass. Like, I did NOT see it coming.

-I REALLY REALLY enjoyed ALL OF THE ACTING. The actors have really blossomed with their roles and I love love loved it.

-I literally had to catch my breath after it was over :3

actual tony stark

HONEY NO

HOW MUCH WERE THOSE SUNGLASSES

FOUR 

FOOUUUURRRRR

yourhogwartsletter:

karenandthababes:

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative

#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno

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jasjuliet:

‘Wasn’t too hard. Took one of your notebooks for reference. I even drew that little space heroes doodle you add at the end of your signature. Left the letter at the window sill, and told her you’d be back soon.

I’ll fix this. I always find a way.’

PULVERIZER